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'PPMS'
by Sharon Jean Updike

'The Pampered Porcine'
by Sharon Jean Updike

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PPMS

Don’t bother with me I’m telling you now,
I have PPMS and I am, one mean sow;
Pushing the furniture out of my way,
If you are smart you will hide for the day!

I don’t understand, just can’t figure it out,
I want a boar not a humans big snout;
I’m looking, hunting and rooting about,
This PPMS has about taken me out!

So if you are smart, you’ll stay out of my way,
I don’t want to hog and I don’t want to play;
Get out of my face or you’ll get whacked with my snout,
Golly, gee, I can’t figure this out!

I want to knock over everything in sight,
And rip and tear up with all of my might;
This PPMS, is wrecking my day,
Tyrant, I’m called, in an affectionate way.

Soon it will be over and then I will be,
My old sweet, charming self, you just wait and see;
Until the next time PPMS comes calling at my door,
Or until I get fixed, the problem to have no more!

A Hannah Hamm Original by
Sharon Jean Updike 7/19/99

All rights reserved, copyright H.I.S. Creations

The Pampered Porcine

The pampered porcine is a wonderful thing
A joy and a pleasure to know;
They strut as they walk with their snouts in the air
And their tails swish, swish, swish, as they go!

They like to relax after eating a meal
And enjoy an occasional treat.
Nothing can quite compare with the affection they bear
As they plop themselves down at our feet.

With a rub- a- dub- dub wanting more belly rubs
Than a person can ever conceive,
And with bristled up hair nothing else can compare
With the smiles our scratching does bring.

Sometimes they get riley and pushy and such
And develop a sly attitude;
But nothing compares with the love that they share
While teaching us who rules the roost!

They push and they shove our attention to get
Until we adhere to their call;
But when all’s said and done, our hearts they have won
And we can’t help but love, those sweet, precious,
Pampered Porcines.

A Hannah Hamm Original by
Sharon Jean Updike 3/23/99

All rights reserved, copyright H.I.S. Creations

 

 

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