Article 126, Section 135: No pig shall be forced to stay outside in temperatures lower then 60 degrees F without the sun shinning and a deck to catch some rays on. And/or kept from said treats of any kind for a time not to exceed 2 minutes. Any human caught disobeying said pig "laws" will be punishable by a life long commitment of belly rubs, non stop treats, lots of love, and sentenced to cater to our every waking need for the remainder of said pig's life.

Article 226, Section 337: Any human caught going potty alone and/or without the attendance of not less then "2" K9, Feline, and/or PBP or trying to rush into the potty room, locking out said creatures, this act of defiance will be punishable by having to invite any and all four (4) legged creatures that would like to attend said body functions for a period of not less then 10 - 20 years.

Article 26, Section 353: A person who scares, traumatizes, or unjustifiably frightens a potbelly pig with fuzzy feet things AKA slippers, or deprives any PBP necessary walking space free of scary balls of fuzzy stuff, is guilty of aggravated scaring of a PBP which is punishable by getting rid of all scary foot wear of any kind for one year, and/or a fine of belly rub's and treats for the rest of said pigs life.

Article 158, Section 145.4: Any human talking on the computer to other humans about any such pig will be subject to scratching said pig until there hands fall off and/or allowing said pig to scratch his/her butt on the new dinning room table and/or subject to fines not to exceed as many treat's for that day as said pig wants.

Article 158, Section 140.2: Any human attempting to stop a pig from retrieving food from said refrigerator or found to be guilty of telling a pig where he/she can or can not potty will be subject to having to clean up said potty (where ever it may be) and or penalties of fines not to exceed a belly rub, apple juice, and an extra snack.

Article 157, Section 145.3: Any human participating in such acts as lifting a baby pig from the floor or traumatizing such baby pigs in any such way as to making them feel like food, shall be subject to a life time of having to comfort, coddle, care for, and obey such baby pig till death do he/she part.

Madison's Laws were written with
the help of Madison's mom Barbara.

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