My Swimming Pool
I hate it when I'm stuck inside,
And can't go out to graze;
After all I am a pig,
Who loves warm, sunny days.
I love sitting in y swimming pool,
And dunking for ymmu grapes,
Rubbing my butt back and forth;
It feels really great,
I live to lay upon my side,
Splashing like a fish;
And slap my tail against the sides,
With a vigorous swish, swish!
When I get out I like to go,
And roll around in the dirt;
It feels real good on my wet skin,
And it doesn't even hurt.
When the mud hangs from my snout,
Now that's the way to live;
What more do you expect from me,
It's so great to be a pig!
A Hannah Hamm original by Sharon Jean Updike (July 19, 1999)
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